Doobeedoo

I was inspired for that title.
Now first off: the paper texture in the ads is by akinna-stock. I was supposed to give credit where credit is due!
http://akinna-stock.deviantart.com/art/paper-texture-43428123
Seriously now, Valve hasn't given us any hint about how the teams' members had met, and how they were recruited. So newspaper ads are just as believable as the rest, aren't they?
What happened to the G-man's coffee mug? I broke it after treading on it. Yes, treading. On it. I was posing the ragdoll while standing on the meeting table. And I don't think GMod 2007 Beta has a "Make unbreakable" tool...
I hope the French accent is still readable too...